Merry Squiffmas

Looking for the perfect Christmas Meal or Party check out our Traditional Christmas Menu or our Squiffmas Tapas Party Menu

Bookings Essential: Call 020 8979 3384 or message 07552 728841

Download Main Menu

Main Menu available Monday-Thursday 11.30am-3pm & 5pm -9.30pm Friday & Saturday 11.30am-9.30pm

FLAT BREADS

  • Blackened King Prawn & Garlic 10.00
  • Grilled Goats Cheese, Red Wine, Marinated Onion 9.00
  • Spicy Chorizo & Grilled Red Peppers 9.00
  • Garlic, Vine Tomato & Olive Oil 8.50
  • Mushroom, Bacon & Manchego 9.50

NACHOS

  • Toasted Nachos with Onions Peppers & Melted Cheese 11.50
  • Pimp Up Your Nachos with Chicken & Bacon 14.50

NIBBLES

  • Hot Baked Stone Bread & Aioli 5.50
  • Panko Breaded Manchego with Honey Thyme & Chilli Dip 7.50
  • Humus, Hot Pitta & Crudites 6.50
  • Haloumi Fries with Chili 7.50

OUR TAPAS SMALL PLATES WITH ATTITUDE!

  • Spanish Rice 5.50
  • Falafels on Aubergine with Beetroot Humus 8.00
  • Patatas with Bravas or Aioli or both 5.50
  • Spanish Tortilla with Peppers & Red Onion 7.50
  • Mushroom and Three Cheese Arancini 7.50
  • Squiffy’s Baby Gem Avocado 5.50
  • Grilled Mushrooms with Melted Goats Cheese Crust 8.50
  • Fried Goats Cheese Balls, Red Onion & Honey 8.00
  • Salt & Pepper Squid 9.50
  • King Prawns with Garlic Oil 11.50
  • Smoked Haddock with Baby Spinach & Parmesan Gratin 11.50
  • Naughty Chef’s Spicy Meatballs with Tomato Salsa 8.50
  • Baby Chorizo Roasted with Red Onion 8.50
  • Honey Chicken Skewers 9.00
  • Crispy Chicken or Vegetable Dumplings with Plum Sauce 6.50
  • Steak & Potatoes with Peppercorn Sauce 12.50
  • Crispy Pork Belly, Chili, Coriander & Sesame Seed 9.00

MAIN COURSES

  • Smoked Gammon Steak with Bubble & Squeak Fried Egg & Rosemary Butter 16.50
  • Chicken & Chorizo or Seafood or Vegetable Paella 10.00/16.00
  • Steak and Potatoes with Peppercorn Sauce or Garlic King Prawns 26.50/32.00
  • Grilled Trio of Chicken Prawn & Lamb Skewers on Spanish Rice 18.00
  • Chicken Tender Burger, Garlic Mayo, Jarlsberg Cheese & Skinny Fries 16.00
  • Gourmet Burger, Griddled Onion, Melted Cheese, Bacon & Fries 16.00
  • Spicey Thai Veggie Burger with Cooling Cucumber, Mint & Coriander Salsa 14.00
  • Fish & Chips in Beer Batter 16.00
  • Mrs Squiffy’s Proper Steak & Ale Pie 17.50

DESSERTS

  • Crèma Catalana 7.00
  • Churros with Chocolate Dipping Sauce 7.00
  • Sticky Toffee Pudding, Toffee Sauce & Cold Pouring Cream 7.00
  • Toasted Marshmallows with Strawberries & Chocolate Sauce 7.00
  • Zesty Limoncello Mess Lemon Crumb 7.00
  • Toasted Waffle with Chocolate & Salted Caramel Sauce & Honeycomb Ice Cream 7.00
  • English Cheese & Cracker Selection (Shropshire Blue, Cornish Brie & Mature Cheddar) 8.50

PLEASE PLACE ORDERS AT THE BAR OR WITH OUR WAITING STAFF THANK YOU

12.5% will be added to your bill if eating in the Restaurant

Download Lunch Menu

Lunch Menu available Monday-Friday 11.30am-3.00pm. Main Menu also available during lunch service.

SQUIFFY’S MEDITERRANEAN STREET FOOD WRAPS

All served on a warmed pitta wrap, crispy lettuce and skinny fries or on home-baked stone bread, whole grain bread available on request.

  • Lemon Sole Goujons with fresh Homemade Tartar Sauce 7.00
  • add Melted Cheese 7.50
  • Crispy Chicken Tenders with Garlic Mayo 7.00
  • add Crispy Bacon 7.50
  • Steak, Red Onion and Garlic Mayo 11.00
  • Falafel with Beetroot Humus 6.50
  • Haloumi Sticks with Chilli Mayo 7.50
  • Peeled Prawns with little Gems & Marie Rose Sauce 9.50

Fancy something like a bit more of a Traditional sandwich? then just ask and we will do our best

SQUIFFY'S PICK & MIX LUNCHTIME SPECIAL

Served Monday - Friday 11:00am - 3.00pm

Choose one from each section for only £20.00. Now that's a meal deal!

1

  • Patatas Bravas
  • Fries Chunky or Skinny
  • Spanish Rice
  • Squiffy Salad

2

  • Naughty Chefs Meatballs
  • Squiffy’s infamous Chilli Pork
  • Salt & Pepper Squid
  • Creamy Mushrooms with Grilled Goats Cheers

3

  • Chicken or Vegetable Dumplings
  • Spanish Tortilla
  • Houmous
  • Haloumi

SNACKS & LIGHTER BITES

  • Croque Monsieur 7.00
  • with Gourmet Chips 9.50
  • Croque Madame 7.50
  • with Gourmet Chips 10.00
  • Chips: Gourmet or Skinny 5.50

TEA OR COFFEE AVAILABLE

Please place orders at the bar or with our waiting staff. Thank you

Download Sunday Lunch Menu

Sunday Lunch Menu served 12pm-5pm

Sunday Roast £20.00

  • Roast Belly of Pork, Crackling & Apple Sauce
  • Roast Chicken with Squiffy Stuffing
  • Roast Beef, Yorkshire Pudding & Horseradish Sauce
  • Roast Lamb with Mint Sauce
  • Extra Cauliflower Cheese £5.00

MAIN COURSE

  • Gammon Steak with Bubble & Squeak, Fried Egg & Rosemary Butter 16.50
  • Chicken & Chorizo or Seafood or Vegetable Paella 10.00/16.00
  • Chicken Tender Burger, Garlic Mayo, Jarlsberg Cheese & Skinny Fries 16.00
  • Gourmet Burger, Griddled onion, Melted Cheese, Bacon & Fries 16.00
  • Spicey Thai Veggie Burger with Cooling Cucumber, Mint & Coriander Salsa 14.00
  • Fish & Chips in Beer Batter 16.00
  • Mrs. Squiffy’s Proper Steak & Ale Pie 17.50

DESSERTS

  • Crèma Catalana 7.00
  • Churros with Triple Chocolate Dipping Sauce 7.00
  • Sticky Toffee Pudding, Toffee Sauce & Cold Pouring Cream 7.00
  • Toasted Marshmallows with Strawberries & Chocolate Sauce 7.00
  • Zesty Limoncello Mess Lemon Crumb 7.00
  • Toasted Waffle with Chocolate & Salted Caramel Sauce & Honeycomb Ice Cream 7.00
  • English Cheese & Cracker Selection (Shropshire Blue, Cornish Brie & Mature Cheddar) 8.50

NACHOS

  • Toasted Nachos with Onions Peppers & Melted Cheese 11.50
  • Pimp Up Your Nachos with Chicken & Bacon 14.50

OUR TAPAS SMALL PLATES WITH ATTITUDE!

  • Spanish Rice 5.00
  • Falafels on Aubergine with Beetroot Humus 7.50
  • Patatas with Bravas or Aioli or both 5.50
  • Spanish Tortilla with Peppers & Red Onion 7.50
  • Mushroom and Three Cheese Arancini 7.50
  • Squiffy’s Baby Gem Avocado 5.50
  • Grilled Mushrooms with Melted Goats Cheese Crust 9.50
  • Fried Goats Cheese Balls, Red Onion & Honey 8.00
  • Salt & Pepper Squid 9.50
  • King Prawns with Garlic Oil 11.50
  • Smoked Haddock with Baby Spinach & Parmesan Gratin 11.50
  • Naughty Chef’s Spicy Meatballs with Tomato Salsa 8.50
  • Baby Chorizo Roasted with Red Onion 7.50
  • Honey Chicken Skewers 9.00
  • Crispy Chicken or Vegetable Dumplings with Plum Sauce 7.00
  • Steak & Potatoes with Peppercorn Sauce 12.50
  • Crispy Pork Belly, Chili, Coriander & Sesame Seed 9.00

TEA OR COFFEE, LIQUEUR COFFEE, HERBAL INFUSIONS, HOT CHOCOLATE & DIGESTIF AVAILABLE

Please place orders at the bar or with our waiting staff. Thank you

Download Mini Coopers Menu

MINI COOPERS MENU

For kids 11 and under £9 for two courses

MAINS

  • Pasta with Tomato Sauce
  • Fish & Chips with Peas
  • Squiffy Cheeseburger & Fries
  • Crispy Chicken Tenders & Fries
  • Mini Roast Beef & Yorkshire Pudding (on Sundays Only)

PUDDS

  • Toasted Marshmallow with Strawberries & Chocolate Sauce
  • Ice-cream & Sticky Toffee Pudding Sauce

SPARKLING & CHAMPAGNE

  • 125ml
  • 175ml
  • 250ml
  • Bottle

  • Prosecco Zia, IGT Veneto, Italy

    • 7.50
    • 29.00

    Fresh, crisp and aromatic

  • Prosecco Zia Rose IGT Veneto Italy

    • 7.50
    • 29.00

    Fruity, elegant, clean and typically aromatic

  • Crémant de Bourgogne Brut, France

    • 8.50
    • 33.00

    Fine and expressive, dried stone fruits

  • Crémant de Bourgogne Rosé, France

    • 8.50
    • 33.00

    Elegant mousse combined with red fruits & peaches

  • Champagne Castelnau Brut Classique, France

    • 55.00

    A bright champagne with a lovely freshness

  • Champagne Castelnau Rosé, France

    • 55.00

    Red fruits and almond with a crisp finish

ROSÉ WINES

  • 125ml
  • 175ml
  • 250ml
  • Bottle

  • Syrah Rose Patriarche vin de France

    • 6.75
    • 9.00
    • 25.00

    Rich & fruity

  • Pinot Grigio Mimi Kiss, Pavia, Italy

    • 7.50
    • 9.50
    • 28.00

    Aromatic, red fruits with a tangy finish

  • Rioja Rosado, Ermita de San Felices, Spain

    • 8.50
    • 12.00
    • 32.00

    Raspberry & Strawberry aromas which are mirrored on the palate

  • Provence Rosé, Pigoudet Premiere, France

    • 9.50
    • 13.00
    • 37.50

    Peach hints of melon and white fruits

WHITE WINES

  • 125ml
  • 175ml
  • 250ml
  • Bottle

  • Macabeo, Tierra de Castilla, Las Corazas, Spain

    • 6.75
    • 9.00
    • 25.00

    Dry, citrusy and crisp

  • Sauvignon Blanc, Vilcun, Colchagua, Chile

    • 7.50
    • 9.75
    • 29.00

    Very pleasant with pineapple & citrus notes

  • Pinot Grigio IGT Veneto, Conte Lorenzo Sormani, Italy

    • 7.75
    • 10.25
    • 30.00

    Delicate with a green apple finish

  • Chardonnay, Apple Tree Flat, NS Wales, Australia

    • 8.50
    • 12.00
    • 34.00

    Stone fruit aroma with pear & nectarine on the palate

  • Xenna Chenin Blanc, Swartland, South Africa

    • 8.50
    • 12.00
    • 34.00

    A fresh, crisp wine with green apples notes

  • Rioja Blanco, Ermita de San Felices, Spain

    • 8.75
    • 12.50
    • 35.00

    Aromas of white flowers with a delicious citus end

  • Cottas Branco, Douro Valley, Portugal

    • 37.00

    Tropical fruit aromas, with a round long finish

  • Garnacha Blanca, La Picossa, DO Terra Alta, Spain

    • 37.00

    Floral, citrus with mineral after tone

  • Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc, Tiki Estate, NZ

    • 9.50
    • 12.75
    • 38.00

    Passion fruit, peach upfront & a underlay of gooseberry

  • Albariño, Rias Baixas, Eidos de Padrinan, Spain

    • 40.00

    More depth than the average Albariño, stone fruit flavours

  • Pouilly Fumé, Jean-Jacques Bardin, Loire, France

    • 42.00

    Sancerre neighbour, with notes of elderflower and green appl

  • Chablis, Patriarche Père et Fils, Burgundy, France

    • 48.00

    Well-balanced and expressive, combining green plums & lemo

RED WINES

  • 125ml
  • 175ml
  • 250ml
  • Bottle

  • Estaciones Tempranillo, Spain

    • 6.75
    • 9.00
    • 25.00

    Vanilla, strawberry and autumn fruits

  • Merlot, Vilcun, Colchagua, Chile

    • 7.50
    • 9.75
    • 29.00

  • Shiraz, Apple Tree Flat, New S. Wales, Australia

    • 8.50
    • 11.00
    • 33.00

    Blackberry and plum aromas with a richly-textured palate

  • Rioja Tinto, Ermita de San Felices, Spain

    • 8.50
    • 11.00
    • 33.00

    Fruity, fresh hint of vanilla with a youthful red fruit finish

  • Côtes du Rhône, Domaine Vincent Moreau, France

    • 33.00

    Raspberry and cherry aromas mirrored onto the palate

  • Ribera del Duero Joven, Abadía de Acón, Spain

    • 38.00

    Violet red fruit aromas with a fresh youth taste of strawberries

  • Cottas Tinto, Douro Valley, Portugal

    • 38.00

    Aromas of blackcurrants and toasted cinnamon with soft tannins

  • Carménère Grand Reserve, Sutil, Colchagua Valley, Chile

    • 9.25
    • 12.00
    • 35.00

    Dark berry aromas, also notes of coffee and spice finish

  • Rioja Crianza, Ermita de San Felices, Spain

    • 10.50
    • 14.00
    • 40.00

    Aromas of black fruit , full bodied but elegant

  • Pinot Noir, Cycles Gladiator, California, USA

    • 10.50
    • 14.00
    • 40.00

    Aromas of cherries with a very elegant finish

  • Rioja, Santalba Natural, Spain

    • 42.00

    100% natural, no added sulfites, organic and unfiltered. Vibrant & fruity

  • Malbec, Annexkloof, Swartland, South Africa

    • 11.00
    • 14.25
    • 42.00

    A full bodied red wine black plum and mulberry. Delicious

  • Brouilly, Patriarche Père et Fils, Burgundy, France

    • 42.00

    Light and elegant with cherry flavours

  • Rioja Reserva, Ermita de San Felices, Spain

    • 48.00

    Aromas of ripe fruit and vanilla, elegant wine with a long finish

  • Ribera del Duero Reserva, Abadía de Acón, Spain

    • 60.00

    Very intense black fruits and full bodied, a delicious bold wine

Aperitifs

  • Gin & Fever-Tree Tonic £7.75
  • Vodka & Fever-Tree Tonic £7.75
  • Prosecco Royale 175ml £9.50
  • Aperol Spritz £9.50

Bottled Beers

  • Budva or Budweiser 330ml £4.80
  • Becks 330ml £4.80
  • Birra Moretti 330ml £4.80
  • Peroni 330ml £4.80
  • Leffe 330ml £6.50
  • Estrella Damm 330ml £4.80
  • Heineken 00 330ml £4.50

Bottled Ciders

  • Various Flavours 568ml £6.75

On Draught

  • Guinness £7.00
  • Foster’s £5.80
  • Heineken Export £6.90
  • Birra Moretti £6.90
  • Inches Cider £6.50
  • London Lager £7.25
  • Bever Town Neck Oil £7.20
  • Cruzcampo Sevilla Lager £6.70

On The Pumps

  • Hopback Summer Lightning £5.80
  • Local Independent Breweries Guest Ales £5.30

Spirits

  • Smirnoff £4.50
  • Stolichnaya £6.00
  • Bacardi £5.00
  • Mount Gay £6.00
  • Captain Morgan Spiced £6.00
  • Lamb’s £5.00
  • Kraken £6.00
  • Gordon’s £4.50
  • Fruit Gins £6.00
  • Bell’s £4.50
  • Famous Grouse £4.50
  • Martell £5.50
  • Remy Martin £7.50
  • Southern Comfort £5.50
  • Jack Daniel’s £5.50
  • Malt Whiskeys from £7.50
  • Artisan Gins from £6.00

Digestifs & Liqueurs

  • Limoncello 25ml £6.50
  • Port Special Reserve 50ml £8.00
  • Grand Marnier 25ml £6.50
  • Amaretto 25ml £6.50
  • Remy Martin 25ml £7.50
  • Tia Maria 25ml £6.50
  • Drambuie 25ml £6.50
  • Malibu 25ml £5.50
  • Pernod 25ml £5.50

Soft Drinks

  • Coke or Diet Coke £2.75
  • Elderflower / Ginger Beer / Apple Presse £3.25
  • Fever-Tree Tonic / Slim Line £3.25
  • Orange & Passion Fruit / Apple & Mango / Apple & Raspberry £3.25
  • Baby Juices £3.00
  • Baby Mixers £3.00
Download Breakfast Menu

Breakfast Menu is available Monday - Saturday 7:30-10:30

COOKED BREAKFAST includes tea or coffee

FULL ENGLISH

  • 1 Butchers Choice Sausage, 2 Back Bacon, 2 Eggs, Baked Beans, Tomato, Mushrooms & Toast (1, 2, 3). 12.00

HALF ENGLISH

  • 1 Butchers Choice Sausage, 1 Back Bacon, 1 Egg, Beans, Mushrooms, & Toast (1, 2, 3) 6.50

FULL VEGETARIAN

  • 1 Veggie Sausage, Griddled Haloumi, 2 Eggs, Beans, Mushroom, Tomato & Toast (1, 2, 3) 11.00

HALF VEGETARIAN

  • 1 Veggie Sausage, Griddled Haloumi, 1 Egg, Beans, Tomato, mushrooms & Toast (1, 2, 3) 6.00
  • Avocado Toast with Poached Eggs (1, 2, 3) 7.00
  • Toasted Breakfast Brioche, Sausage Patty, Field Mushroom, Bacon, Rocket, Fried Egg, Confit Tomato, Habanero Ketchup (1, 2, 3). 9.00
  • Toasted Cheese on Brioche, Bacon, Confit Tomato and Herb Dressing (1, 2, 3) 6.50
  • Toasted Brioche, Florentine Buttered Spinach, Poached Egg, Confit Tomato (1, 2, 3) 6.50
  • Squiffy Patatas & Fried Eggs with Chorizo (3) 7.00
  • Squiffy Patatas & Fried Eggs with Mushrooms (3) 7.00
  • Squiffy Patatas & Fried Eggs with Haloumi (1, 2, 3) 7.00

CONTINENTAL

  • Granola (1) 2.00
  • Greek Style Plain Yoghurt & Honey (2) 2.50
  • Fruit Compote 2.50
  • Croissant, Butter & Preserves (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) 3.50
  • Pastries Mini-Selection (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) 4.00
  • Pain-au-Chocolate (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) 2.50
  • Extra Honey, Jam, Marmalade 0.75

SUNDRIES

  • Toast Basket & Butter with Jam, Marmalade or Honey (1, 2) 4.00
  • Chocolate Muffin (4a) 2.50
  • Blueberry or Raspberry Muffin (1, 2, 3) 2.50

DRINKS

  • Orange Juice 2.50
  • Breakfast Tea 2.50
  • Earl Grey Tea 2.50
  • Herbal Tea 2.50
  • Coffee 2.80
  • Cappuccino 2.90
  • Espresso 2.50
  • Latte 2.80
  • Hot Chocolate 2.80

Allergen Information: (1) Contains Gluten (2) Contains Dairy (3) Contains Eggs (4) Makers advise can contain trace of Soya (4a) Contains Soya (5) Makers advise can contain trace of Nuts.

Allergen Information

Allergen information for all menu items is available from our staff – please ask for details. With prior notice,
it may be possible to adjust some menu items to meet specific dietary requirements.